Shark Attack, Shark Jumps out of the water, video. This is not for the squeemish, but I think the baby seal is a fake. How else did they get this shot. It must have been a fake. Anyways, it is a glorious shot of mother natures power! That Shark is MASSIVE! I also did a Leroy Jenkins version of this vid.

Iraqi Reporter Throws Shoes at President George Bush, Video. I can not believe this happened, and I also can not believe this has not already happened. His approval rating is rock bottom in the states, and it is even lower in the Middle East. I love the second shot of him getting the shoes thrown at him. It looks like George Bush is chewing gum, and he wants to go out there and get the guy. I am glad George is OK.

PWNED by a Killer Whale, Video. It would be soo cool to see a Killer Whale jump out of the water. It would not be super cool to see that Killer Whale land on the head of some poor guy on a kayak. I am glad that he is OK. Also on the bright side, he has a story to tell for the rest of his life.

Shark Attack Video, Leroy Jenkins Version. I had to do it. I took the Leroy Jenkins Audio, which is one of my favorite videos of all time, and I put it on this Shark Attack vid. That baby seal had no idea what hit him.

Duck PWNS A Baby, Video. At some point this went from a cute outing where a mother feeds ducks with her baby while his father records it, and it quickly turned into a lost scene from the horror movie BIRDS. This was way too many ducks to have around this baby. I am not the perfect father, but this is ridiculous.

Jerry Springer gets attacked by Racist Priest, Video. This video is from 1990. I think that is when Jerry Springer was actually cool. Now it is a side show and it looks like everyone is acting. People are making up stories just to get on the show. This is old school. Enjoy this classic Jerry Springer Vid.