Guy PWNED by Kite, HARD, Video. This could also be called “Kite Flying FAIL“. This was BAD! I bet this guy was thinking that he might go fly his kite for a while on a breezy afternoon. His buddy decided to videotape him. It all seemed very innocent until he was raised 20 feet into the air and slammed into the ground like a rag doll. That was outside of a baseball diamond so he flew up 20 feet in the air and landed 110 feet away in about 3 seconds.